. . . is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System.. . .
In the event of an actual emergency --
-the destruction of your Constitutional rights in the name of "the People";
-national, state, and local politicians pandering to a lazy, self-centered, greedy, irresponsible, and ignorant electorate (both groups feeding off your still-warm flesh like vultures);
-our political, media, and academic elites sleeping, lying, and stealing as the West hurtles to the edge of the precipice (with some even getting out to push);
-or the ubiquitous lie repeated ad nauseam, ad infinitum that the ideology inspiring fourteen centuries of global slaughter is actually a "Religion of Peace"
-- you would have been instructed where to tune in your area.But no, nothing to see here, folks. Nothing at all. Move along now.